Avast me hearties, the rumors of arrr demise be premature indeed! The Ship Be Saved!Thar winds of change have shifted in our favor: that cursed 65% "Empire Tariff" has been slashed to a mere 18%.
We arrr in negotiations with local buccaneers to save the day. We owe a massive debt of gratitude to the community fer keeping us on course.
Quartermaster: Our BOGO Valentine’s Sale was such a success that we’ve taken over a month’s worth of orders in a single day! To ensure every mate gets their loot, we’ve have shutter the sale. Our exhausted crew will be working 'round the clock fer the next week to get yar treasures shipped.
Sadly we must announce that due to lack of inventory the retail store will not be open this weekend Feb 6-8.
-Tiger Lee
